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I believe that God is God, and that we are not.
I believe that Jesus is our Savior, and that we are not.
I believe that the Holy Spirit is our wisdom, and that we are not.
I believe that Jesus died under the wrath of God for our sin, and that He was raised from the dead because God was so pleased with Him. Because of that death and resurrection, God was just as angry with us and just as pleased with us as He was and is with Jesus.
I believe the heavens declare the glory of God, as do the buttercups.
I believe that the Bible is offered to Christians as the smoothest bourbon ever distilled, and that we are supposed to drink it straight.
I believe in the law of identity, the law of non-contradiction, and the law of the undistributed middle, world without end, amen.
I believe that God is directing all of human history to a glorious culmination, and that He is doing so through a recurring pattern of high action death and resurrection adventure stories.
I believe that the material creation is saturated with His kindness, and that we are called to squeeze everything we can out of it.
I believe that the only way to squeeze out that kindness effectively is by taking hold of the impulse to be cool and crucifying it daily.
I believe that we are charged to conserve everything that the Spirit has done in history, and that we are to progress toward everything He intends to do.
I believe the foundation of our lives should be the cornerstone of worship on the Lord’s Day, as we gather in response to His call, in order to confess, sing, pray, hear, eat, and drink. We then receive the blessing and go.
I believe that the kingdom of God is like an endless river, like a sawtooth mountain range, like whole milk, like a cultivated plain, like a marble city with gardens, like a marbled steak on the grill, like aged cheese, like smart phones, like a high mountain meadow, like the laughter of family at the table, like the way of a man with a maid, like a moonlit ocean, and like a warrior crying high defiance. The kingdom of God is like everything.
I believe.